Breaking Changes

[Verse 1]
I wrote my code with love and care,
Then .NET Ten said, “It’s obsolete, I swear.”
Controllers fade, new syntax reigns,
The docs have changed—again, again.

[Verse 2]
They said “modern web,” I said “no please,”
Now I’m knee-deep in new APIs and grief.
What once was MVC, now lost in streams,
Of breaking changes and broken dreams.

[Chorus]
Breaking changes and broken dreams,
My project screams in compile-time screams.
Each update burns the past away,
And all my patterns rot in gray.

[Verse 3]
Dependency hell, my sweetest pain,
NuGet laughs as I go insane.
Azure sighs, the logs turn red,
Another “best practice” left for dead.

[Chorus]
Breaking changes and broken dreams,
Static methods haunt my themes.
The new template mocks my pride,
While yesterday’s code just slowly dies.

[Bridge]
They promise progress every year,
But version numbers taste like fear.
I build again, but deep inside,
I know this ship’s not built to glide.

[Final Chorus]
Breaking changes and broken dreams,
Eternal preview, endless schemes.
I won’t upgrade, I won’t comply—
Just let my old code petrify.

[Outro]
And when .NET Eleven calls my name,
I’ll just smile… and rewrite the same.